What is it about office supply stores that make me so happy? Sure, they’re overpriced most of the time, but wow… everything is just so efficient. I found myself in a delirium of joy last night, wandering through the aisles…
Category: Humor
Some of my friends in Atlanta made a video, and you have to see it. They are in a competition and are going on to the next round. A Meditation on the Speed Limit
I drank eggnog tonight from Oberweis, it felt like a sin. mmm. I used to hate the stuff, but I come home to my parents house and it is calling me from the refrigerator: “Shooooleh, come drink me, I’m eggy…
1. I learned that the pollution is so bad that it can affect your skin. 2. Shopping is fantastic. 3. Flowers bloom in November. 4. The Pacific Ocean at sunset is awesome. 5. You can wear flip-flops in November. 6….
I am eating pistachios and drinking doogh (yogurt soda). yee-haw. (That was the southern part of me coming out.)
(Sufjan Stevens style) Oh Computer, you served me well 3 dorms, 6 moves, one house 4 years We all knew this would come someday Your hard drive fails, your lights grow dim the painful noise draws us in The suffering,…
Hello, 22, how are you? I’m just fine writing a rhyme when all I want to do is party. I’m leaving home but I won’t be alone I’m going to eat something tasty! (Forgive the horrible poetry, I just woke…
that I love avocado smoothies. They make me happier than almost anything except flan. Oh, and I really, really like puns. Yes, I do. I am sorry if this makes you not want to be friends with me. It has…
Why do I sometimes get the feeling that I am alone? Alone in my love for the strange, the green, the disliked members of the family of vegetables! Oh, broccoli, okra, and brussel sprouts, fried, baked, boiled or raw, how…
Go here for Andrew’s story of what happens when a deer hits a car… Took two finals in the last 24 hours, I’m so tired! One more tomorrow, and I’m DONE. whee! Summer can’t come soon enough (although the weather…
Sholeh + Neda + Dubious Estate Sale = Hilarity. We had way too much fun. I really couldn’t even figure out what some of these knicknacks were! There was a random head sitting on a table…and it thoroughly freaked out…
Me: “Ramez…you do realize that we’re really big nerds? We’re sitting in the computer lab, when each of us has computers at home.” Ramez: “Ah, that’s true, but we don’t have the luxury at home of sitting in chairs with…
Have you ever been walking down the street in your business slacks and heels with a snazzy purse on your shoulder makeup done perfectly, not a hair out of place striding down the sidewalk with an emphatic click on each…
I wonder where my friends are. I wonder why people read, but don’t leave a comment saying hi. I know you’re out there, blog-lurkers. Silent readers who visit the page and whisk themselves away before writing me a little message….
I may actually be allergic to theological discussions. Hear me out. I was at our Baha’i Youth Desk meeting here at my house when some people started on a tangent about something. I don’t really know what they were saying,…
If you don’t know Sarah L, orignally from in Minnesota but now residing on the East Coast, you totally wish you did. I will even give you examples: Sarah: ugh, i am sick of england Me: ?? Sarah: this is…
i don’t know what to blog about my muse fell off a cliff and bounced on the sharp rocks below (making cornbread from my own recipe and baking chocolate cupcakes. you know you’re jealous) Chance of flurries tonight. Whenever I…
Some people may not realize this, but I love lists. I write everything down. When a professor is droning on about histograms and normal deviation, I make lists of errands I have to run, emails I need to write…whatever! These…
We don’t know what it is, either. It appeared suddenly in the living room one evening, and of course was immediately experimented with. Shannon tests it out. Gavin & Shannon turn into an alien. “Are we done taking pictures yet?”…
After a long wait, I’m getting my wisdom teeth (all 4!) removed in 9 hours. I’m sure it will be lots of fun. It has been suggested by unnamed sources that I make them into a necklace. 😀 Therefore, I…
I got to roast marshmallows with my little sister. Haven’t done that in much too long! mmm fire…
Apparently I’m more of a “spontaneously funny” person. 🙂 (Thanks to Kelsey for the pic, yes that is me in the bag. Angela is next to me.) ————————- “Therefore I hope that whether you be in the east or the…
And now I bring you…funny scientific article names: The uncertain blitzkrieg of Pleistocene megafauna (apparently the megafauna were not as sure about their attack as they should have been) Amphibian road mortality in response to nightly variations in traffic intensity…
My housemate Angela brought home a caterpillar from work a few days ago. He lives in a container on our kitchen table and his name is Chewy…because he chews on things. He is dark grey with black spots, and watching…
I wore a white denim jacket today. Yes, I did. AFTER LABOR DAY. What are you gonna do about it, huh? And I will probably continue wearing white articles of clothing. The seasons will not restrict MY style. A twisted…
On the road and around town: THE JOY BUS. “Come Join Us!” Heartbreak Towing Truck (driven by a very large man with a very long gray beard) A family playing baseball in a parking lot in the middle of Michigan…
*whispers* Guess what? I have NO IDEA what’s going on! *panic sets in* Oh well…I’ll just wing it. *hops on bike to start a glorious adventure*
The following was dictated by my sister Gloria while I typed (the only way I knew I’d get a guest entry). Thanks, G! The Best Thing About Summer: When I was younger, I used to think it was the ice…
I bought 7 goldfish a couple weeks ago, and a Betta. There are now 2 goldfish and the Betta still lives (although it does not eat as much as my last one). The other fishies went belly-up, one by one….
What happens when you wash jelly beans in a strainer? Not a whole lot. They lose their smooth outer coating and look strange. Don’t ask why we washed them…they were dirty, apparently. And the heat lamps on the L are…