You know…
You know you’ve been working too long at Target when:
- you refer to customers as “guests”…outside of work.
- you refer to fellow employees as “team members”…also outside of work.
- you abbreviate everything.
- you start having nightmares about not having stocked the shelves enough.
- you refer to the stuff sold at the store as “product” & “merchandise”.
- when you see someone in red and khaki, you assume they work at Target.
- you start referring to all meals, no matter what time, as “lunch”.
- you reach for your walkie-talkie…even at home.
and finally:
- you straighten shelves when you go to other stores.
Which Target do you work at? I just found out over the weekend that my cousin got a job at the brand new one in Warrenville… by Cantera.
Do you mean Tarjhay?
I don’t work at that one, Heather, although I’ve seen that one. I’m not going to say here, although it is in the southwest suburbs.
Don’t want stalkers lol.
hehehe
I understand. Though, if anyone did try to stalk you at your store, you could just make them straighten the shelves and pick up the garbage for you… then they’d run for it.
What if you do all of those things but DON’T work at Tarjhay? I’m scared, Sholeh. It’s getting… cold. So…cold…
just dont refer to ME as a guest. : )
Andrew: wow, a comment! So you DO read this thing. haha.
Gloria: hey, I can’t promise anything.