The Day of Ridiculous

http://holdmommy.live/2019/04 colonial postcolonial summary oberstufe test Today can only be called the Day of Ridiculous.  It really started last night, when I was baking and cooking up a storm, and set off the smoke alarm at 9:30 pm. My neighbors must LOVE me.

http://calldaddy.live/2019/05 reserved fund calculator This morning I slept through my alarm, but managed to wake up in time to get ready and out the door.  I even packed my breakfast & lunch in a large brown bag.

http://frankcatch.live/2019/06 umsonst laden halle I grabbed the brown bag and the bag of trash by my back door and headed down to my car.  With the bags in my right hand and my keys in my left, I swung the garbage into the dumpster.

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http://captainroad.live/2019/06 castelele din romania I wasn’t going to abandon my lunch, however.  Anyone who has spent time with me knows my relationship with food.  I couldn’t reach the bottom of the dumpster.  I looked around, and saw a desktop printer that someone had put by the dumpster, dragged it over, and stood on it.  Still couldn’t reach.

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(artist’s rendition of the morning’s events.)

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