{"id":911,"date":"2006-08-22T15:56:12","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T13:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/911"},"modified":"2006-08-22T15:56:12","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T13:56:12","slug":"a-paper-castle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/911","title":{"rendered":"A Paper Castle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I have a drawer at work devoted to chocolate. Sometimes people give me chocolate, and in fact I was stuffing a Kit Kat<\/a> bar into my mouth this afternoon when two Snickers<\/a> bars were dropped onto my desk. Food (specifically food that will make your skin greasy and your body protest) is highly thought of at this company. I have an entirely too-large bag of chocolate covered raisins, too.<\/p>\n

Conversation:<\/b><\/u><\/p>\n

“Hello, this is ____, could I have a quick price on material, please?”<\/p>\n

“Sure, let me find my notebook. Oh my, I can’t find it. It has disappeared under the terrifying onslaught of papers. Papers everywhere! At least 3 inches deep. The fortress is being overrun, the moat has been taken, and the peasants are running in fear.”<\/p>\n

(customer is cracking up)<\/i><\/p>\n

“Well sir, it appears as though I’ll have to surrender. I have no choice. Now, what material were you looking for today?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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