{"id":869,"date":"2006-04-24T15:39:53","date_gmt":"2006-04-24T13:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/869"},"modified":"2006-04-24T15:39:53","modified_gmt":"2006-04-24T13:39:53","slug":"fashion-faux-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/869","title":{"rendered":"Fashion faux pas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got up from my desk this afternoon at work to grab a can of Pepsi from the refrigerator.  As I walked across the salesfloor, something didn&#8217;t feel right&#8230;I wasn&#8217;t as tall as I should be!<\/p>\n<p>I looked down in horror.  Peeking out from under the hem of my <b>brown<\/b> slacks were&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/smg.photobucket.com\/albums\/v92\/fireflyinthecity\/th_B000CEP90A.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><b>MY BLACK FLIP-FLOPS!!<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed I was wearing flip-flops at work.  I grabbed my soda and walked quickly back to my desk.  The offending shoes were banished under the desk and I resolved not to leave my desk all afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>I realized that in my rush to leave the house after lunch today, I had forgotten to put my heels back on.  Not only did I commit a fashion error (hahaha) but footwear at work must be more professional.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got up from my desk this afternoon at work to grab a can of Pepsi from the refrigerator. As I walked across the salesfloor, something didn&#8217;t feel right&#8230;I wasn&#8217;t as tall as I should be! I looked down in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}