After a long wait, I’m getting my wisdom teeth (all 4!) removed in 9 hours. I’m sure it will be lots of fun.<\/p>\n
It has been suggested by unnamed sources that I make them into a necklace. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
Therefore, I won’t be writing emails, reading blogs, answering phone calls, or being at all social for a few days. Just in case you’re wondering why I’ve fallen off the face of the earth.<\/p>\n
I was making mashed potatoes tonight in preparation for all of this, when I discovered that the potatoes had something against me. They were attacking me, flying all over the kitchen, landing on the floor, jumping on my face. It was a mess. I was also receiving phone calls from friends. I managed to bend a fork beyond recognition, as well. Angela was gettting a kick out of watching me drop things and clean up splattered potatoes.<\/p>\n
Wish I had taken pictures. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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