{"id":710,"date":"2004-10-23T02:06:36","date_gmt":"2004-10-23T00:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/710"},"modified":"2004-10-23T02:06:36","modified_gmt":"2004-10-23T00:06:36","slug":"partially-eaten-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/710","title":{"rendered":"Partially Eaten Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/store.amigofoods.com\/goyaflan.html\">Goya Flan<\/a> is the best stuff in the world.  You can buy it at the local grocery store for about a dollar, boil 4 cups of milk, and voila!  You&#8217;ve got flan.  I&#8217;m such a flan&#8230;I mean, fan&#8230;.obviously.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IM000471.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/IM000471.JPG\" width=\"370\" height=\"298\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<i>(I ate that in about&#8230;5 minutes flat.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I walked into the kitchen tonight and a large chicken said, <b>&#8220;what up&#8221;<\/b> from the counter.  He was chillin by the stove.  He said it was ok for me to take a picture, as long as he got 50% of the profits.  He drives a hard bargain.  The flan merely sniffed and rolled its eyes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IM000470.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/IM000470.JPG\" width=\"366\" height=\"245\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goya Flan is the best stuff in the world. You can buy it at the local grocery store for about a dollar, boil 4 cups of milk, and voila! You&#8217;ve got flan. I&#8217;m such a flan&#8230;I mean, fan&#8230;.obviously. (I ate&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}