{"id":690,"date":"2004-09-01T17:41:56","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T15:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/690"},"modified":"2004-09-01T17:41:56","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T15:41:56","slug":"oh-the-things-ive-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/690","title":{"rendered":"Oh the things I&#8217;ve seen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>On the road and around town:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>THE JOY BUS.  \u201cCome Join Us!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Heartbreak Towing Truck <i>(driven by a very large man with a very long gray beard)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A family playing baseball in a parking lot in the middle of Michigan<\/p>\n<p>AVOID HELL.  JESUS SAVES.  REPENT TODAY.  <i>(billboard)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A freshman with orange hair with a matching orange shirt\u2026that he seems to wear <i>every day<\/i>.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>3 days until my birthday!  Saturday night, y&#8217;all.  I&#8217;ll be at Persian Conference.  Party to be determined at a later date.  There WILL be one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the road and around town: THE JOY BUS. \u201cCome Join Us!\u201d Heartbreak Towing Truck (driven by a very large man with a very long gray beard) A family playing baseball in a parking lot in the middle of Michigan&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}