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Scene: Three happy youth driving back from a Baha’i event. Shannon is driving, Sholeh is in the passenger seat, Lev is in the back, leaning back with his eyes closed.<\/i><\/p>\n

Sholeh:<\/b> Lev, do deer make noise?
\n*long pause*
\nLev: <\/b>Only when they’re happy.<\/p>\n

*commence laugh track*<\/p>\n

The great thing about the above is…that it is entirely true.<\/p>\n

This is the view when I step out of my building every day. Except…clearer.
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