{"id":2389,"date":"2011-04-06T13:59:26","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T18:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=2389"},"modified":"2011-04-06T13:59:26","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T18:59:26","slug":"driving-d-c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/2389","title":{"rendered":"Driving D.C."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Washington, D.C. to attend a friend&#8217;s wedding last weekend. It was a beautiful, special time that I feel blessed to have participated in.<\/p>\n<p>However. I have figured out why all of the politicians who are based in D.C. are so angry. It isn&#8217;t the divisive politics or the lobbying. It is the complete inability for anyone in that town or the surrounding area to <strong>drive<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I have never experienced anything like this before. Part of the problem, really, is that the city is laid out in such a way that there are stoplights on every block, no decent signage, and few left turn lanes. But whatever the issue, there is no excuse for the terrible decisions that I saw being made on a regular basis.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Chicago can get a bit crazy sometimes. But it doesn&#8217;t hold a candle to D.C. These people seriously don&#8217;t know how to use turn signals, they cut across 3 lanes of traffic on a whim, and are just plain obnoxious. THEN add tourists and pedestrians on phones, and you&#8217;ve got a recipe for a nervous breakdown.<\/p>\n<p>And by the way, it did not matter what state they were from. They&#8217;re ALL terrible and I literally shouted<em> &#8220;I LOVE CHICAGO.&#8221;<\/em> when I got behind the wheel of my car on Sunday night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Washington, D.C. to attend a friend&#8217;s wedding last weekend. It was a beautiful, special time that I feel blessed to have participated in. However. I have figured out why all of the politicians who are based in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2389"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2395,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2389\/revisions\/2395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}