{"id":2367,"date":"2011-03-02T10:03:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T16:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=2367"},"modified":"2011-03-02T10:03:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T16:03:51","slug":"this-is-classic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/2367","title":{"rendered":"This is classic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the first day of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bahai.us\/fasting-time\" target=\"_blank\">Nineteen-Day Fast<\/a>. I came home from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bahai.us\/bahai-calendar\" target=\"_blank\">Baha&#8217;i Feast<\/a> last night around 9:30 pm, thoroughly exhausted but happy from spending time with the Baha&#8217;is in my local community. I baked banana bread, as the bananas were turning brown and I had very little food for breakfast the next day.<\/p>\n<p>I often set up my breakfast the night before, since I&#8217;m not quite functional at 5:30 am. I cleaned the kitchen, and as I picked up the electric griddle from the counter, the drawer where bacon grease drains fell onto the floor.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"griddle by Sholeh, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sholeh\/5491520587\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5095\/5491520587_95a6f64d8b_m.jpg\" alt=\"griddle\" width=\"240\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a>Normally this wouldn&#8217;t be a problem, but a few days ago I had poured boiling water on the griddle to clean it off, so the bacon grease was in liquid form and covered my entire kitchen floor in bacon grease water. <strong>At 10:30 PM.<\/strong> And I needed to wake up at 5:30 am.<\/p>\n<p>I promptly started cleaning the floor. As soon as I was done, I picked up the griddle again&#8230;and apparently all of the water was not drained, because it spilled AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>I had to wash my floor for the second time in one evening. I think I learned my lesson.<\/p>\n<p><em>My griddle is trying to kill me.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the first day of the Nineteen-Day Fast. I came home from Baha&#8217;i Feast last night around 9:30 pm, thoroughly exhausted but happy from spending time with the Baha&#8217;is in my local community. I baked banana bread, as the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2368,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367\/revisions\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}