{"id":1632,"date":"2009-04-13T23:57:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T05:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2009-04-13T23:57:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T05:57:28","slug":"an-open-note-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1632","title":{"rendered":"An open note, #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear teenagers,<\/p>\n<p>Leaving chewing gum on the floor of the dressing room where my new boots can step in it is not acceptable.<\/p>\n<p>Neither is leaving fifteen prom dresses in a crumpled heap on the floor, forcing me to pick them up.\u00c2\u00a0 If you thought lifting weights was good for your arm muscles, try prom dresses.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, human skin was never, ever meant to be orange.  It hurts my eyes&#8230;tone it down a bit.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear teenagers, Leaving chewing gum on the floor of the dressing room where my new boots can step in it is not acceptable. Neither is leaving fifteen prom dresses in a crumpled heap on the floor, forcing me to pick&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1632"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1653,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1632\/revisions\/1653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}