{"id":1619,"date":"2009-04-06T22:49:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T04:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1619"},"modified":"2009-04-06T22:49:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T04:49:47","slug":"persian-perfume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1619","title":{"rendered":"Persian Perfume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I should start my own perfume line.\u00c2\u00a0 It will be based on Persian cooking, mostly.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kabab_koobideh\" target=\"_blank\">Kabob Koobideh<\/a>&#8220;, which smells like it just came off of the grill, &#8220;Persian rice&#8221;, which has the fragrant aroma of rice and saffron, and of course &#8220;Rosewater&amp;Honey&#8221;, since that is how all Persian desserts are flavored.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be more fragrances as the line expands, of course, but those will be the original products.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My target market is women, especially those who want to attract a man who is looking for a wife who has some of the more&#8230;traditional&#8230;skills.\u00c2\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t have to know that she ordered that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ghormeh_sabzi\" target=\"_blank\">ghormeh sabzi<\/a>, rice, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Faludeh\" target=\"_blank\">faludeh<\/a> from the local Persian restaurant.\u00c2\u00a0 She will smell like she has been working in the kitchen all day.\u00c2\u00a0 The way to a man&#8217;s heart is through his stomach, right? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sholeh\/505380574\/in\/set-72157607645176454\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/224\/505380574_e1381e282b_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I will also target individuals who love Persian food but have not quite gotten the hang of making it correctly, college students who are away from home and miss their mother&#8217;s cooking, and people who really wish that they were Persian.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ll make a fortune. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should start my own perfume line.\u00c2\u00a0 It will be based on Persian cooking, mostly.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be &#8220;Kabob Koobideh&#8220;, which smells like it just came off of the grill, &#8220;Persian rice&#8221;, which has the fragrant aroma of rice and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1626,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions\/1626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}