{"id":1523,"date":"2009-02-20T22:10:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T04:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1523"},"modified":"2009-02-20T22:10:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T04:10:02","slug":"recently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1523","title":{"rendered":"Recently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I now have a giant bruise on my leg that hurts every time I walk.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t get this bruise from hitting the ground too hard after skydiving, or from fending off a vicious bear.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t get it from a sword fight while saving the kingdom from evil, or from rescuing a child from a burning building.<\/p>\n<p>I walked into a table.\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1223\" target=\"_blank\">Again<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 With eyewitnesses, who winced at my pain but also laughed at me.\u00c2\u00a0 Thanks, guys.<\/p>\n<p>There are times when I am graceful, and times when I am decidedly not.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the other day I poured milk into my bowl of rice and stew, instead of into my coffee where it belonged.<\/p>\n<p>I made a flan for my mother&#8217;s birthday the night before&#8230;and of course, forgot to put it out for her birthday.<\/p>\n<p>I went to the pool, and forgot to take a towel.<\/p>\n<p>I am young, and I am losing my mind.\u00c2\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I now have a giant bruise on my leg that hurts every time I walk.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t get this bruise from hitting the ground too hard after skydiving, or from fending off a vicious bear.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t get it from&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1525,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions\/1525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}