{"id":1500,"date":"2009-02-24T02:04:39","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T08:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1500"},"modified":"2009-04-13T23:52:03","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T05:52:03","slug":"an-open-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1500","title":{"rendered":"An open note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear teenagers,<\/p>\n<p>Please note that tights should not be worn as leggings, and leggings should not be worn as pants.<\/p>\n<p>Also, slobbering all over each other in public is considered to be in poor taste.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, your mother called, and she would like her 80s clothes back.\u00c2\u00a0 Especially the acid washed jeans and shoulder pads.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>me<\/p>\n<p><em>(this is the result of way too much time spent at the mall in recent months)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear teenagers, Please note that tights should not be worn as leggings, and leggings should not be worn as pants. Also, slobbering all over each other in public is considered to be in poor taste. Finally, your mother called, and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1500"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1652,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions\/1652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}