{"id":1480,"date":"2009-01-31T13:29:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T19:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2009-01-31T13:29:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T19:29:27","slug":"ducks-are-inherently-funny-creatures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1480","title":{"rendered":"Ducks are inherently funny creatures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of my friends know that I find ducks very amusing.  I don&#8217;t know why, I just do.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net\/photos-ak-sf2p\/v27\/7\/8\/32804591\/n32804591_30528991_5211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"97\" height=\"201\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/toastforbrekkie.com\">George<\/a> sent me a link to this video.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe if more people had a duck in their life&#8230;maybe we wouldn&#8217;t all be so mad at each other.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"448\" height=\"394\" data=\"http:\/\/www.nbcbayarea.com\/syndication?id=34690024&amp;path=%2Fnews%2Fgreen\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"id\" value=\"5236\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.nbcbayarea.com\/syndication?id=34690024&amp;path=%2Fnews%2Fgreen\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of my friends know that I find ducks very amusing. I don&#8217;t know why, I just do. A few days ago, George sent me a link to this video. &#8220;Maybe if more people had a duck in their life&#8230;maybe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1485,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions\/1485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}