{"id":1119,"date":"2008-08-01T03:28:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-01T01:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1119"},"modified":"2008-12-28T21:24:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T03:24:06","slug":"overheard-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1119","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in Chicago"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey man, you gotta wipe the prints.\u00c2\u00a0 They find the prints, you&#8217;re going to get caught.\u00c2\u00a0 You gotta wipe the prints!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em> -young man on the phone, crossing the street at State and Randolph, downtown Chicago<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>hahahaha, yeah, that was weird.\u00c2\u00a0 And oh, I&#8217;m back.\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry about the problems with the site, all fixed now (thanks, webmaster!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey man, you gotta wipe the prints.\u00c2\u00a0 They find the prints, you&#8217;re going to get caught.\u00c2\u00a0 You gotta wipe the prints!&#8221; -young man on the phone, crossing the street at State and Randolph, downtown Chicago. hahahaha, yeah, that was weird.\u00c2\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1374,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions\/1374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}