{"id":1029,"date":"2007-07-31T23:44:10","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T21:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1029"},"modified":"2007-10-02T16:13:10","modified_gmt":"2007-10-02T14:13:10","slug":"cleaning-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1029","title":{"rendered":"Cleaning machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain things that are meant to be done during daylight, or at least at a time when you aren&#8217;t asleep on your feet. Cleaning bathrooms, for example. First, I am not a person that likes to clean bathrooms (although there are people out there who enjoy this activity. Seriously! I met one!). Second, when I get tired, I forget things. Third, I always try to multi-task.<\/p>\n<p>I was feeling very efficient after my dinner party tonight&#8230;washed all the dishes, bagged up the trash, put away the food, put away clothes in my room. I put toilet cleaner fluid in the toilet and let it sit, and did the same with the bathtub scrub.<\/p>\n<p>This was at around 10 pm. Then I got distracted watching youtube clips at my next door neighbor&#8217;s flat, stopping by my aunt&#8217;s flat, etc. The usual fun times at the Blum. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>At midnight I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, and realize that I <strong>haven&#8217;t scrubbed out the cleaning stuff.<\/strong> So it is happily eating away at the tub and toilet. I promptly scrub them both out, taking away several layers of minerals (yay for calcium deposits in the water supply!). Trust me, I would have completely forgotten to clean it out if the smell hadn&#8217;t overpowered me.<\/p>\n<p>Now it is 12:30 am. I think I drank too much tea. I am wide awake.<\/p>\n<p>I just realized that I wrote an <em>entire blog post<\/em> about cleaning my bathroom. And it had no point except to illustrate that I am occasionally absent-minded and a little bit obsessive. Wow. I&#8217;m so sorry to have wasted your time! \ud83d\ude00 But hey, the everyday things give you a little glimpse into my life, right?<\/p>\n<p>Do any of y&#8217;all have a story about forgetting things, bathrooms (I know I&#8217;m asking for trouble with this one!), or even a random anecdote that you always wanted to share, but never had the opportunity? Now is your chance!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain things that are meant to be done during daylight, or at least at a time when you aren&#8217;t asleep on your feet. Cleaning bathrooms, for example. First, I am not a person that likes to clean bathrooms&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haifa","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}