{"id":984,"date":"2007-04-11T11:19:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T09:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/984"},"modified":"2007-07-21T19:24:23","modified_gmt":"2007-07-21T17:24:23","slug":"home-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/984","title":{"rendered":"Home sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to say, for the record, that while I love being lazy and staying home once in a while, a couple of weeks worth of being trapped in your flat can do weird things to your brain.  I&#8217;ve started talking to my new food processor (seriously, ask my flatmates).  A week ago, while on some random medication, I hallucinated a bit.  The doctor figured out what is wrong with me: pneumonia!  Fun times!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve watched more movies than I can count, and need to get ahold of some books, just for variety.  I may start baking out of sheer boredom.  One problem is that I am really too sick to do anything more strenous than hit buttons on the microwave and put DVDs in the player&#8230;so dishes pile up and my room looks like a tornado hit it.  And don&#8217;t get me started on the laundry issue.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, so it goes.  I stopped into the office to get groceries and check my email (I don&#8217;t have internet access at home).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to say, for the record, that while I love being lazy and staying home once in a while, a couple of weeks worth of being trapped in your flat can do weird things to your brain. I&#8217;ve started&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[14,9,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haifa","category-humor","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}