{"id":929,"date":"2006-10-19T20:03:29","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T18:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/929"},"modified":"2006-10-19T20:03:29","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T18:03:29","slug":"calling-all-klutzes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/929","title":{"rendered":"Calling all klutzes…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear friends and family,<\/p>\n

There was a freak incident this morning involving my phone and Carmen’s tea. I watched in horror as my phone skidded on the carpet, hit a bump, and flipped (while on a phone call) straight into a large mug of green tea. Needless to say, I’m without a phone for the next few days. You can call Carmen if you desperately need to reach me, or just email me. <\/p>\n

This is similar to the Great Burrito Incident<\/a> except that I didn’t do anything stupid on purpose. Truly. This was just a confluence of unfortunate circumstances.<\/p>\n

There is hope, however: I may have a friend who has a phone I can use to activate. And my obsession with organization paid off: 3 weeks ago I put all of the phone numbers in my phone onto a Gmail spreadsheet. So I didn’t lose anything.<\/p>\n

much love,
\nSholeh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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