{"id":922,"date":"2006-09-26T12:04:09","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T10:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/922"},"modified":"2006-09-26T12:04:09","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T10:04:09","slug":"the-saga-of-the-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/922","title":{"rendered":"The saga of the glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>Oh, woe was me<br \/>\nmy glasses were lost<br \/>\nI looked all day<br \/>\nI was really quite cross.<\/p>\n<p>In purses and bags,<br \/>\nthe kitchen and room,<br \/>\nthe car, the gym,<br \/>\neven the vacuum!<\/p>\n<p>Under the chairs,<br \/>\nbehind the couch<br \/>\nI was getting a bit grumpy<br \/>\nI was becoming a grouch.<\/p>\n<p>Finally gave up,<br \/>\nthrew my hands in the air<br \/>\nand in the process<br \/>\nnearly fell down the stairs.<\/p>\n<p>Today I grabbed my bag<br \/>\non my way off to work<br \/>\nand there they were&#8230;<br \/>\nso I went berserk.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/center><\/p>\n<p>True story.  Well, most of it, anyways.  I am really unable to see without assistance, and they were lost for a month.  This gets annoying after a while.  *whew*<\/p>\n<p>I never watch TV, but this season I&#8217;ve been staying home more in the evenings, and as a consequence of this have actually gotten pulled into several shows.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/primetime\/greysanatomy\/\">Grey&#8217;s Anatomy<\/a>&#8211; I don&#8217;t need to say much about this.  Drama, pure fluff, and I love it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Heroes\/\">Heroes<\/a>&#8211; Can anyone say SUPER POWERS?!  Finally a show that I can relate to, considering my fantasy\/sci-fi geekiness.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/ER\">ER<\/a>&#8211; Ok so my beloved show is hardly recognizable, and I don&#8217;t really understand what is going on, but oh how I love it still.<\/p>\n<p>Shows I used to love, such as <a href=\"http:\/\/thewb.warnerbros.com\/shows\/gilmore-girls\">Gilmore Girls<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Scrubs\">Scrubs<\/a>, I haven&#8217;t yet had the chance to watch.  *sigh*  I am looking forward to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/jericho\/about\">Jericho<\/a>, maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Well, this is your glimpse in the life of Sholeh.  Exciting, no?  I mean, sure, I have many things to do.  Tonight is <a href=\"http:\/\/bahai-library.org\/encyclopedia\/feast.html\">Feast<\/a>, tomorrow night is another Baha&#8217;i meeting, and there are people coming through Chicago all the time that I want to spend time with!  Not to mention family, friends, chores, errands, cooking, and the things I need to do before December.  \ud83d\ude09  But you don&#8217;t want to read my list of things to do, because you have things to do, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, woe was me my glasses were lost I looked all day I was really quite cross. In purses and bags, the kitchen and room, the car, the gym, even the vacuum! Under the chairs, behind the couch I was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}