{"id":893,"date":"2006-06-15T18:43:52","date_gmt":"2006-06-15T16:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/893"},"modified":"2006-06-15T18:43:52","modified_gmt":"2006-06-15T16:43:52","slug":"positively-medieval","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/893","title":{"rendered":"Positively Medieval"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came back to the city Sunday night after visiting my family in the suburbs over the weekend.  It was nearly 11 pm and I had a car to unload.  Sarah L was staying with me, and so I enlisted her help.<\/p>\n<p>After several trips to the car we got everything inside.  As we stood in the living room, I looked over to the corner and realized that something was different&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>There was a full suit of armor in my living room.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Sarah!&#8221;<\/i> I pointed and exclaimed, <i>&#8220;I did not even SEE that until now.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>She looked over at it, and then looked at me with wide eyes.  <i>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t see it either.  And I&#8217;ve been here all day.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>We discovered that he belongs to one of my roommates, and his name is Sir Tetanus.  And he has a new home in our living room.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/P6120103.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/P6120103.html','popup','width=655,height=1259,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/P6120103-thumb.JPG\" width=\"182\" height=\"350\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came back to the city Sunday night after visiting my family in the suburbs over the weekend. It was nearly 11 pm and I had a car to unload. Sarah L was staying with me, and so I enlisted&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}