{"id":889,"date":"2006-06-06T16:27:16","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T14:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/889"},"modified":"2006-06-06T16:27:16","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T14:27:16","slug":"top-10-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/889","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that are awesome about working for a large corporation at headquarters:<\/p>\n<p>10.  Free mouthwash in the bathrooms&#8230;with little disposable cups.<\/p>\n<p>9.  Parking is never a problem.<\/p>\n<p>8.  Italian ice for afternoon snacks.<\/p>\n<p>7.  Free <a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\/gp\/detail.html\/ref=br_1_4\/601-1284401-3811305?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;frombrowse=1&#038;asin=B000225OYS\">camp chairs<\/a> with the company logo on them.<\/p>\n<p>6.  Grilled steak, hamburgers, and hot dogs when you have to work overtime on the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>5.  Office supplies whenever you need them (and no one complains about you needing office supplies!)<\/p>\n<p>4.  A cafeteria in the building, with a cook who knows that you can&#8217;t eat bread and leaves the bun off of your hamburger.<\/p>\n<p>3.  The coffee is already made when you get to work because there are 60 other sales reps who are more addicted than you are.<\/p>\n<p>2.  Almost getting run over by flatbed trucks on the way to &#038; from the parking lot&#8230;every day.  Woohoo adrenaline rush!<\/p>\n<p>1.  Having an ID badge with your name on it&#8230;and you actually look good in the picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that are awesome about working for a large corporation at headquarters: 10. Free mouthwash in the bathrooms&#8230;with little disposable cups. 9. Parking is never a problem. 8. Italian ice for afternoon snacks. 7. Free camp chairs with the company logo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}