{"id":876,"date":"2006-05-09T13:11:30","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T11:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/876"},"modified":"2006-05-09T13:11:30","modified_gmt":"2006-05-09T11:11:30","slug":"lunch-break-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/876","title":{"rendered":"Lunch break @ work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>(Two cube monkeys pass each other&#8217;s desks)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Coworker #1:<\/i> I hope you choke on your sandwich.<br \/>\n<i>Coworker #2:<\/i> Yeah, well, I hope you slip on your orange peel.<\/p>\n<p>So much love at the office.  The benefit of no walls on our cubicles is that you hear things like this.  The two older gentlemen that sit across from me have a running banter that keeps me amused throughout the workday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Two cube monkeys pass each other&#8217;s desks) Coworker #1: I hope you choke on your sandwich. Coworker #2: Yeah, well, I hope you slip on your orange peel. So much love at the office. The benefit of no walls on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}