{"id":823,"date":"2005-09-30T13:14:56","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T11:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/823"},"modified":"2007-10-07T15:21:45","modified_gmt":"2007-10-07T13:21:45","slug":"an-ode-to-my-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/823","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to my computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B0009R1T7M\/qid=1128103762\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_bbs_1\/002-2219935-2488063?v=glance&amp;s=music&amp;n=507846\">(Sufjan Stevens style)<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh Computer, you served me well<br \/>\n3 dorms, 6 moves, one house<br \/>\n4 years<br \/>\nWe all knew this would come someday<\/p>\n<p>Your hard drive fails, your lights grow dim<br \/>\nthe painful noise draws us in<br \/>\nThe suffering, the suffering&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The memories of papers writ<br \/>\nthe hallowed halls of poetry<br \/>\nthe pictures taken in memory<br \/>\nOh Computer,<br \/>\nwhat have I done?<\/p>\n<p>An <a href=\"http:\/\/www.e4me.com\">E-Machine<\/a>,<br \/>\na keyboard true,<br \/>\na hard drive fails,<br \/>\nscreen dark now<br \/>\nthis, the sad tale.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Computer, you rescued me<br \/>\nfrom lonely nights of misery<br \/>\nI tried my best<br \/>\nI tried all day<br \/>\nto keep you alive<br \/>\nto have you stay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Sufjan Stevens style) Oh Computer, you served me well 3 dorms, 6 moves, one house 4 years We all knew this would come someday Your hard drive fails, your lights grow dim the painful noise draws us in The suffering,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}