{"id":806,"date":"2005-08-01T14:47:45","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T12:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/806"},"modified":"2005-08-01T14:47:45","modified_gmt":"2005-08-01T12:47:45","slug":"one-and-an-assortment-of-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/806","title":{"rendered":"One!  And an assortment of things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>One<\/i> Magazine launched the <a href=\"http:\/\/one-magazine.com\">Love issue today!<\/a>  Check it out.<\/p>\n<p>I try to write, and my hands refuse to translate the thoughts from my brain onto screen.  I&#8217;m fighting them, but they prefer to sit back and take a break.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday I will attempt a feat previously unknown in the annals of Sholeh-dom.  <b>I will attend two weddings on the same day.<\/b><br \/>\n<i>11:30 am: Emily &#038; Doug&#8217;s wedding in the suburbs<br \/>\n8:00 pm:  Myk &#038; Lacey&#8217;s wedding in the city<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I love adventures like this.  Wouldn&#8217;t it be great to have a camera crew along as I rush desperately from church to reception to reception?  The voice-over should be done by Morgan Freeman, as is appropriate for such things.<\/p>\n<p>In a search for more information about voice-overs, I came across this article: <a href=\"http:\/\/slate.msn.com\/id\/2120229\/\">What&#8217;s the worst ad song ever?<\/a>  Ad agencies, be aware!  Some things are just not appropriate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Magazine launched the Love issue today! Check it out. I try to write, and my hands refuse to translate the thoughts from my brain onto screen. I&#8217;m fighting them, but they prefer to sit back and take a break&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}