{"id":783,"date":"2005-05-16T01:35:24","date_gmt":"2005-05-15T23:35:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/783"},"modified":"2005-05-16T01:35:24","modified_gmt":"2005-05-15T23:35:24","slug":"an-ode-to-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/783","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I sometimes get the feeling that I am alone?<br \/>\nAlone in my love for the strange, the green,<br \/>\nthe disliked members of the family of vegetables!<br \/>\nOh, broccoli, okra, and brussel sprouts,<br \/>\nfried, baked, boiled or raw,<br \/>\nhow very misunderstood you are!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>It is true, you know.  Some of you have seen me sit contentedly with a bowl full of brussel sprouts drenched in lemon, salt, and butter, and be completely happy with this as my dinner.  mmm.<\/p>\n<p><b>My long bloggy silence<\/b> has been the result of after-finals stress relief, planning a conference (coming up on Friday, eek!), and hanging out with wonderful friends.  This summer promises to be very busy with Baha&#8217;i conferences, weddings, and work (note how work is listed last, haha).  But seriously, I have a feeling it will be great.<\/p>\n<p>Bed, perhaps?  Yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do I sometimes get the feeling that I am alone? Alone in my love for the strange, the green, the disliked members of the family of vegetables! Oh, broccoli, okra, and brussel sprouts, fried, baked, boiled or raw, how&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}