{"id":765,"date":"2005-03-26T10:59:15","date_gmt":"2005-03-26T08:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/765"},"modified":"2005-03-26T10:59:15","modified_gmt":"2005-03-26T08:59:15","slug":"tripped-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/765","title":{"rendered":"Tripped up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been walking down the street<br \/>\nin your business slacks and heels<br \/>\nwith a snazzy purse on your shoulder<br \/>\nmakeup done perfectly, not a hair out of place<br \/>\nstriding down the sidewalk with<br \/>\nan emphatic click on each step<br \/>\nwhen suddenly you trip and nearly fall<br \/>\nand all of the morning commuters look<br \/>\non with barely concealed amusement?<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nSpeaking of the morning commute, my dad sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/7268066\">this article<\/a>.  I need one of these.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;After the snooze button is pressed, the clock, which is equipped with padding and a set of wheels, rolls off the table to another part of the room. Each day, the clock finds a new place to hide.<\/p>\n<p>When the alarm sounds again, simply finding Clocky ought to be strenuous enough to prevent even the doziest owner from going back to sleep,&#8221; New Scientist magazine said on Tuesday.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been walking down the street in your business slacks and heels with a snazzy purse on your shoulder makeup done perfectly, not a hair out of place striding down the sidewalk with an emphatic click on each&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}