{"id":762,"date":"2005-03-17T12:34:10","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T10:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/762"},"modified":"2005-03-17T12:34:10","modified_gmt":"2005-03-17T10:34:10","slug":"hellooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/762","title":{"rendered":"Hellooooo?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder where my friends are.  I wonder why people read, but don&#8217;t leave a comment saying hi.<\/p>\n<p>I know you&#8217;re out there, blog-lurkers.  Silent readers who visit the page and whisk themselves away before writing me a little message.<\/p>\n<p>I have become sad.<\/p>\n<p><i>[Read all of the above with an English accent.  I am, however, quite serious about comments.  At least just this once, say hi.  Or leave a joke, or a funny combination of words.  Please?  At least for the little smily face woman below.]<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IM000592.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/IM000592.JPG\" width=\"287\" height=\"252\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Current awesome band: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.astralwerks.com\/royksopp\">Royksopp<\/a>.  My sister gave me their cd, and I&#8217;ve had it on repeat while typing my papers.  Also, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mantrarecordings.com\/kingofwoolworths\">King of Woolworths<\/a> is rather fun, trippy musical entertainment.  Another sisterly gift that has saved me from insanity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wonder where my friends are. I wonder why people read, but don&#8217;t leave a comment saying hi. I know you&#8217;re out there, blog-lurkers. Silent readers who visit the page and whisk themselves away before writing me a little message&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}