{"id":754,"date":"2005-02-23T13:36:30","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T11:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/754"},"modified":"2005-02-23T13:36:30","modified_gmt":"2005-02-23T11:36:30","slug":"mawaige-twue-wuv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/754","title":{"rendered":"Mawaige &#038; Twue Wuv"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the clinic today I went to the staff lounge to get some tea (my eyes were trying to close, and I had no toothpicks available to prop them open).  Usually the lounge is quiet and empty&#8230;but I happened to walk in during the nurses&#8217; lunch break.<\/p>\n<p>Chaos!  There were 9 nurses in a very small space&#8230;all between the ages of 35-60.  These women are some of the sweetest, toughest, and sometimes scatterbrained people I&#8217;ve ever met.  They help me decipher doctor&#8217;s handwriting and always say hello to me.<\/p>\n<p>Well, when I walked in they were jovially ribbing one of the young male doctors (who is tall and good-looking, of course).  This is pretty much how the conversation went:<\/p>\n<p>Nurse 1: &#8220;Are you married, doctor?&#8221;<br \/>\nNurse 2: &#8220;No, he isn&#8217;t married.&#8221;<br \/>\nNurse 1: &#8220;Not married, why not?!  Are you dating someone?&#8221;<br \/>\n<i>Doctor grabs cup of coffee.<\/i><br \/>\nNurse 3: &#8220;Yes, he is!  Aren&#8217;t you, dear?  How long has it been?&#8221;<br \/>\nNurse 4: &#8220;Oh my, aren&#8217;t we something?&#8221;<br \/>\n<i>&#8220;One month.&#8221; -mumbled through a smile<\/i><br \/>\nNurse 5: &#8220;oooh well we can&#8217;t interfere yet.  We have to give it time.&#8221;<br \/>\n*laughter*<br \/>\nNurse 6: &#8220;You ladies are just awful, awful!  Stop harassing the poor man!&#8221;<br \/>\n<i>Doctor escapes with coffee in hand and embarrassed grin on his face.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I was giggling the whole time.  Poor guy&#8230;<br \/>\nRight now, I hear Jerry Springer on a television somewhere in the clinic.  I&#8217;ve never SEEN a television here, so I don&#8217;t know where it is coming from.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><b>Ayyam-i-Ha Party @ my place Friday night, 8 pm.  Bring your dancing shoes!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the clinic today I went to the staff lounge to get some tea (my eyes were trying to close, and I had no toothpicks available to prop them open). Usually the lounge is quiet and empty&#8230;but I happened to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}