Wierd Diagnoses:<\/b><\/p>\n
Flap Wound:<\/i> yes, this is what it sounds like. This particular person had it on their finger. ouch!<\/p>\n
Flat Feet:<\/i> I am sorry to anyone who has flat feet, but every time I type this in I think of ducks. \ud83d\ude2e<\/p>\n
Hair in Ear Canal:<\/i> um, ew.<\/p>\n
“Soft Mass on Palm, please evaluate & excise”- <\/i>this one made me shudder.
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\nEvery day around 3:30 pm babies are crying somewhere in the clinic. My co-worker and I think it is a ghost. haha.<\/p>\n
My boss sings along to Ludacris and Eminem.<\/i>
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I see a lot of the same diagnoses. I know the ICD-9 code for obesity, because it seems like every fourth referral is to Nutrition & Wellness for obesity, and I know the code for diabetes. Cancers…I see the most for breast cancer, but today I’ve typed in lung and prostate cancer. One day I typed in a referral for a person who had HIV and 2 STDs.<\/p>\n
I don’t see any of the student referrals, because that is on a different system that I am not trained in. I’m sure they don’t have as many referrals to specialty clinics, nor are those referrals as serious. Most of my patients are 40-60 years old. I see many of the same names over and over, many with multiple diseases or health issues.<\/p>\n
I think it is a good thing I do not have contact with patients. Reading about it is hard enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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