{"id":741,"date":"2005-01-19T19:47:34","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T17:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/741"},"modified":"2005-01-19T19:47:34","modified_gmt":"2005-01-19T17:47:34","slug":"queen-of-lists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/741","title":{"rendered":"Queen of Lists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people may not realize this, but I love lists.  I write everything down.  When a professor is droning on about histograms and normal deviation, I make lists of errands I have to run, emails I need to write&#8230;whatever!  These lists were written in Business Stats.<\/p>\n<p><b>Things I Love About My School:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>1) The doodles on the desktops are either long political treatises or notes in Urdu.  The same applies to the bathroom stalls.<\/p>\n<p>2) I can still get a cup of coffee for under $2.<\/p>\n<p>3) A cell phone is considered to be an extension of the human body, not merely an accessory.<\/p>\n<p>4) Watching plainclothes cops search my 60 year old Marketing professor in the hallway before class\u2026and then my professor stepping into the classroom and saying \u201cThe fuzz got me, sorry I was late.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>5) Listening to the same professor\u2019s jokes twice a day (morning class and afternoon).<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><b>Things I Love About My House:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>1) Assigned chores every week and month. (<i>\u201cWho has the blessing of assuring the cleanliness of the kitchen this week?\u201d<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>2) The chalkboard on the wall (I get excited when there is a new message on the board\u2026unless it is for the bills).<\/p>\n<p>3) In-house washer &#038; dryer.<\/p>\n<p>4) Parties!!<\/p>\n<p>5) Angela\u2019s art projects on the dining room table.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people may not realize this, but I love lists. I write everything down. When a professor is droning on about histograms and normal deviation, I make lists of errands I have to run, emails I need to write&#8230;whatever! These&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}