{"id":736,"date":"2005-01-01T14:30:05","date_gmt":"2005-01-01T12:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/736"},"modified":"2005-01-01T14:30:05","modified_gmt":"2005-01-01T12:30:05","slug":"teeth-in-a-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/736","title":{"rendered":"Teeth in a box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually haven&#8217;t taken a close look at them, because I have a rather queasy stomach right now and I don&#8217;t think that the doctor cleaned them very well.  4 wisdom teeth are sitting in a clear plastic box somewhere in the bottom of my purse.<\/p>\n<p><b>I&#8217;m doing just fine, by the way.<\/b>  In fact, there was no swelling, drooling, or vicodin-enhanced mood swings.  The strongest medicine I&#8217;m taking for pain is Advil.  I started eating rice last night, and have decided that pureed food is not what it is cracked up to be.  Seriously.  The biggest annoyance right now?  The nasty sinus infection that decided to attack me the day of my surgery&#8230;after I woke up, my throat hurt so much I could barely swallow.  Combined with the fact that I&#8217;m definitely allergic to cold medication&#8230;well, it has been interesting.  My mom and dad and little sister rock for taking care of me while I&#8217;ve been a bum.  Thank you!!!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided that the next time I tell my friends that they can take pictures with my camera at a party&#8230;I&#8217;m going to watch them more carefully.  I have crazy friends.  Nothing inappropriate, mind you&#8230;just&#8230;silly.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up at 11:56 pm last night, just in time to hear people in the neighborhood set off firecrackers and yell.  I then curled up in bed with a good fantasy book and eventually fell asleep.  I&#8217;m a party monster, yes I am.  Happy Gregorian New Year, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually haven&#8217;t taken a close look at them, because I have a rather queasy stomach right now and I don&#8217;t think that the doctor cleaned them very well. 4 wisdom teeth are sitting in a clear plastic box somewhere&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}