{"id":701,"date":"2004-09-26T00:49:42","date_gmt":"2004-09-25T22:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/701"},"modified":"2004-09-26T00:49:42","modified_gmt":"2004-09-25T22:49:42","slug":"chewy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/701","title":{"rendered":"Chewy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My housemate Angela brought home a caterpillar from work a few days ago.  He lives in a container on our kitchen table and his name is Chewy&#8230;because he chews on things.<\/p>\n<p>He is dark grey with black spots, and watching him eat a piece of spinach was one of the most fascinating things I&#8217;ve seen in a long time.  It is nice having a pet, even if he is only a bug.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know we even HAD a pet&#8230;I thought the jar was just a nice flower arrangement.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My housemate Angela brought home a caterpillar from work a few days ago. He lives in a container on our kitchen table and his name is Chewy&#8230;because he chews on things. He is dark grey with black spots, and watching&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}