{"id":668,"date":"2004-06-28T18:26:55","date_gmt":"2004-06-28T16:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/668"},"modified":"2004-06-28T18:26:55","modified_gmt":"2004-06-28T16:26:55","slug":"you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/668","title":{"rendered":"You know…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know you’ve been working too long at Target<\/a> when:<\/b><\/u><\/p>\n

– you refer to customers as “guests”…outside of work.
\n– you refer to fellow employees as “team members”…also outside of work.
\n– you abbreviate everything.
\n– you start having nightmares about not having stocked the shelves enough.
\n– you refer to the stuff sold at the store as “product” & “merchandise”.
\n– when you see someone in red and khaki, you assume they work at Target.
\n– you start referring to all meals, no matter what time, as “lunch”.
\n– you reach for your walkie-talkie…even at home.<\/p>\n

and finally:
\n– you straighten shelves when you go to other stores.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know you’ve been working too long at Target when: – you refer to customers as “guests”…outside of work. – you refer to fellow employees as “team members”…also outside of work. – you abbreviate everything. – you start having nightmares…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}