I bought 7 goldfish a couple weeks ago, and a Betta. There are now 2 goldfish and the Betta still lives (although it does not eat as much as my last one). The other fishies went belly-up, one by one.<\/p>\n
The security guy at work told us that a lady had a little dog in her shopping cart, and apparently she walked right past me at Guest Service without me seeing it. People that carry their little doggies in a purse or something…ugh.<\/p>\n
I caught two boys playing baseball in the sporting goods aisle today. That seems to happen a lot. I also picked up a bottle of bath bubble soap that turned out to be VERY slimy and leaky. eww.<\/p>\n
Other Items I Found Today:<\/u>
\n– chewed lollipop stick
\n– bandaid stuck to the floor
\n– candy wrappers
\n– dead lightbulb
\n– a nice little collection of used tissues in Toys
\n– green marbles on the floor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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