{"id":603,"date":"2011-06-14T16:54:09","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T21:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/?p=603"},"modified":"2011-06-14T16:55:55","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T21:55:55","slug":"an-ode-to-finals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/603","title":{"rendered":"An Ode To Finals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>I found this old post from December 10, 2003, and it made me smile, remembering the college days and how very horrible I was at test-taking (and apparently at writing odes). I don&#8217;t know why I put it in the drafts, because obviously it was published at some point, so I&#8217;m putting it back out there.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Accounting was atrocious<br \/>\nas it had the right to be<br \/>\na horrible subject<br \/>\nit enjoyed torturing me<br \/>\nHistory was turned in<br \/>\nwith absolutely no fuss<br \/>\nI quite enjoyed the class<br \/>\nI felt like such a genius<br \/>\nManagement was tedious<br \/>\nbut open-note tests do help<br \/>\nsomeone wanted me to sit with them<br \/>\nso they let out a yelp<br \/>\nAll that is left is now Mathematics<br \/>\nstatistics just kill me<br \/>\nprobability gives me headaches<br \/>\nin this class there is no mercy<br \/>\nSo wish me luck<br \/>\nmy dear friends<br \/>\nas I study insanely<br \/>\nand pray for the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this old post from December 10, 2003, and it made me smile, remembering the college days and how very horrible I was at test-taking (and apparently at writing odes). I don&#8217;t know why I put it in the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,4,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry","category-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2446,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions\/2446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}