{"id":586,"date":"2003-11-02T00:41:10","date_gmt":"2003-11-01T22:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/586"},"modified":"2003-11-02T00:41:10","modified_gmt":"2003-11-01T22:41:10","slug":"jelly-beans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/586","title":{"rendered":"Jelly beans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when you wash jelly beans in a strainer?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/jellybeans\/IM000063.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/jellybeans\/IM000063.html','popup','width=1545,height=1232,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/jellybeans\/IM000063-thumb.JPG\" width=\"250\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not a whole lot.  They lose their smooth outer coating and look strange.  Don&#8217;t ask why we washed them&#8230;they were dirty, apparently. <\/p>\n<p>And the heat lamps on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotransitauthority.com\">L<\/a> are finally on!  *dances*  Hey, I get excited about these things.  They&#8217;re the best invention ever.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/heatlamp\/IM000062.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/heatlamp\/IM000062.html','popup','width=926,height=373,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/heatlamp\/IM000062-thumb.JPG\" width=\"250\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when you wash jelly beans in a strainer? Not a whole lot. They lose their smooth outer coating and look strange. Don&#8217;t ask why we washed them&#8230;they were dirty, apparently. And the heat lamps on the L are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}