{"id":531,"date":"2003-06-28T22:27:34","date_gmt":"2003-06-28T20:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/word\/archives\/531"},"modified":"2003-06-28T22:27:34","modified_gmt":"2003-06-28T20:27:34","slug":"melted-cheese-incident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/531","title":{"rendered":"Melted cheese incident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/securityfocus.com\/columnists\/169\">This<\/a> is interesting&#8230;pointed out by my friend Dan.  A bit disturbing&#8230;1984, anyone?  Bwahaha.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tastesofchicago.com\/\">Taste of Chicago<\/a> is not what it is cracked up to be, but I DID have a good time, mostly because of the company I was in.  Note to self&#8230;<i>hearing<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.erykahbadu.com\/\">Erykah Badu<\/a> sing but not being able to <i>see<\/i> her is a bit disappointing&#8230;but the company I was in made up for it all.<\/p>\n<p><b>My cell phone died<\/b> in a melted cheese incident (burrito + cell phone + purse = death).  So if you try to call me&#8230;you&#8217;ll probably fail.  Call my house.  I&#8217;m usually here anyways.  And I lost all of my phone numbers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is interesting&#8230;pointed out by my friend Dan. A bit disturbing&#8230;1984, anyone? Bwahaha. The Taste of Chicago is not what it is cracked up to be, but I DID have a good time, mostly because of the company I was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}