{"id":2476,"date":"2011-08-11T09:35:56","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T14:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=2476"},"modified":"2011-08-11T09:35:56","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T14:35:56","slug":"unfortunate-excursion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/2476","title":{"rendered":"Unfortunate excursion"},"content":{"rendered":"

I took a camp chair, some books, and a sandwich and carbonated doogh (yogurt drink) to the beach a few nights ago. The doogh fizzed a bit when I opened it, and I had nothing to clean up my hands, so I had to wipe my hands on my tank top, leaving yogurty white streaks.<\/p>\n

I settled down to read, wincing every time the yuppie mom yelled at her daughter Ella to come back toward shore, and tried to enjoy the sunset and water.<\/p>\n

\"sunset<\/a><\/p>\n

At some point, a gaggle of teenagers were playing with a soccer ball in front of me and spraying me with sand until I gave them a bit of a glare, and they realized that there might be violence and quickly moved away.<\/p>\n

THEN flies were biting my feet non-stop and the sun went away and I was cold, so I gave up on the sandy area and moved over to a grassy area in the park nearby.<\/p>\n

My doogh didn’t have a cap anymore because I had dropped it in the sand. I set down my camp chair and placed the doogh in the cupholder. When I sat down and leaned into it, I nearly toppled backwards because I didn’t realize I was on a slight incline, and doogh sprayed ALL OVER ME.<\/p>\n

Face, hands, legs, clothes, chair, sunglasses…covered in a salty yogurt drink.<\/p>\n

so yeah.
\nI packed it in after that and called it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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