{"id":1258,"date":"2008-11-05T21:53:12","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T19:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1258"},"modified":"2008-12-28T21:30:10","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T03:30:10","slug":"on-a-lighter-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1258","title":{"rendered":"On a lighter note&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I overheard this conversation at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starbucks.com\">Starbucks<\/a> this morning:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wife:<\/strong> &#8220;What do you want to do today?&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Husband:<\/strong> &#8220;Shoot myself in the head.&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Wife:<\/strong> &#8220;Not today, lets do that tomorrow.&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Husband:<\/strong> &#8220;Ok.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I overheard this conversation at Starbucks this morning: Wife: &#8220;What do you want to do today?&#8221; Husband: &#8220;Shoot myself in the head.&#8221; Wife: &#8220;Not today, lets do that tomorrow.&#8221; Husband: &#8220;Ok.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1258"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1405,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions\/1405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}