{"id":1223,"date":"2008-10-21T10:22:38","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T08:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2008-12-28T21:29:10","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T03:29:10","slug":"i-mean-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1223","title":{"rendered":"I mean, really&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a departure from the last few rather serious posts, I&#8217;m going to write a bit about my recent adventures.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped in Madison, Wisconsin on my way home from Minnesota a few days ago to visit a childhood friend.\u00c2\u00a0 She was kind enough to let me stay at her apartment, and we had a lovely time exploring the town (I got to pretend like I was in college again!) and catching up on life.<\/p>\n<p>We were preparing breakfast that morning, and I <em>may<\/em> have been a little bit sleep-deprived (and had not had caffeine yet).\u00c2\u00a0 As I reached for the eggs, I slammed my forehead directly onto the refrigerator handle.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time, I was having an allergy attack and was sneezing uncontrollably.\u00c2\u00a0 Holding my aching head in my hands, I went to the living room to get a tissue&#8230;and walked right into the sharp edge of the coffee table, scratching <em>and<\/em> bruising my leg at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>I sat quietly for a while after that.\u00c2\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Today, I spilled half a container of vanilla on the counter while making gluten-free chocolate chip cookies.\u00c2\u00a0 sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a departure from the last few rather serious posts, I&#8217;m going to write a bit about my recent adventures. I stopped in Madison, Wisconsin on my way home from Minnesota a few days ago to visit a childhood friend.\u00c2\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,19,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-personal","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1399,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions\/1399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}