{"id":1075,"date":"2008-01-28T20:49:21","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T18:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1075"},"modified":"2008-03-07T13:55:03","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T11:55:03","slug":"functional-earrings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/archives\/1075","title":{"rendered":"Functional earrings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wore these earrings today, which I bought a year ago:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v92\/fireflyinthecity\/earring.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re metal and quite heavy.  I walked over to a table at lunch where several of my friends were sitting.  The guys immediately noticed the earrings and starting discussing what they looked like (gongs, apparently, or palm fronds).  The conversation then turned into a list of all of the things that should be made into earrings.<\/p>\n<p>Triangle (ding ding! Dinner&#8217;s ready, folks!)<br \/>\nGrandfather clock<br \/>\nmeasuring tape<br \/>\npepper spray<br \/>\ndental floss<br \/>\near warmers<br \/>\nears!<br \/>\nhammers\/screwdrivers<br \/>\npez dispensers<br \/>\ntambourines\/gongs<br \/>\nmp3 players<br \/>\ndigital billboards<br \/>\nspinners<br \/>\ntv screens<br \/>\nsatellite dishes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wore these earrings today, which I bought a year ago: They&#8217;re metal and quite heavy. I walked over to a table at lunch where several of my friends were sitting. The guys immediately noticed the earrings and starting discussing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[8,14,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-haifa","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sholeh.calmstorm.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}